Incandescent Gum

Okay, so here's the thing. You can be the nicest and studliest guy out there but if you are chompin on gum that is the color of a tennis ball before my dog gets a hold of it.... and it smells like a third grader the day after halloween, you seriously lose some cool points. If it were white, or possibly a blue color with the smell of wintergreen or pep-o-ment no worries.... but when I have to put sunglasses on to protect my eyes from what is equalvent to the sun stare... thats simply not healthy. So just keep that in mind next time you introduce yourself to a lady and you a popping neon bubbles. :)